May 29th, 2006
basically wang bread yeah ye heya heay h i hate poop i hate fatso angelicn wangtrains eat oop oop jhgurey
May 5th, 2006
|shes_so_icy||12:07 am - Not exactly a drunk story but|
Everytime I go out and party, I always go into my car the next day and find a whole lotta shit and I don't know where it came from. I throw it all in my trunk...right now there are 2 pairs of sunglasses, a car cell phone charger, a lighter (my lighter now!), a jacket, a CD, other shit, and a tv remote (LOL what the fuck?). And i always forget to tell people that I have a lost and found in my trunk so I just keep on accumulating stuff. It's pretty sweet!
April 30th, 2006
|cpa_||08:01 pm - A fond "drunk" memory from a few years ago :):)|
One time in the Eurotunnel on a coach my friends & I drunk a bottle of vodka, then the coach started swaying like a boat. My friend puked in my lap, and I thought I'd peed myself because there was suddenly a warm sensation. I stumbled over to the toilet and tried to clean myself, I didn't even care that there was puke on me and it didn't even smell, I just indifferently wiped it off. I remember going up to the toilet and saying "What's thiiiiis?" and someone behind me went "Um, a TOILET." like I was some dumbarse freak. I fell over a lot in the toilet. One of my friends tried to get pukey girl to eat a pancake and I threw the pancake across the other side of the coach and went "No Jenny don't, you'll get sober!!" and then someone cried. Then we turned round the boy who bought the vodka for us was on the coach- mighty confusing as we didn't see him come onto the coach. Jenny said "Have I sucked his dick yet?" about 300 times and then we had to stop at a service station and Jenny and I had to get changed because we had puke all over us. I had to tell our teacher which bag was Jenny's. It was dark, and all of the bags were blue. I pretended to be helpful and did a lot of ummmmmming. Eventually I pointed to one and it must've been the right one because no one seemed to complain. Jenny got off the coach when we got back, her dad said "How did this happen???" and she went "By drinking alcohol, duh." And my parents laughed at the whole thing, the end.
Current Mood: hyper
April 5th, 2006
And I'm in Tampa, FL.
November 15th, 2005
October 24th, 2005
Heya folks. I've been working a lot this week, I've been meaning to write an introduction.. but between work and the hangovers.. well, you know how it is.
My buddy abrasive_mantra asked if I wanted to take over his job of monitoring here and being drunk at the moment, I said "sure!" I'm a bartender at a somewhat busy punk rock bar in Seattle, Washington. It's a fun job, I meet some pretty interesting people.. some in good ways, some bad, some quite amusing. One of the big perks about the job is the money, but it's a huge hassle trying to keep my eye on a huge crowd of drunkies just itching to pull a fast one on me while the whole time wishing I could just do some shots, sit down and have a beer and a smoke. I'm not complaining, though. My bar allows me access to a plethora of tasty drinks, and most likely in the near future a journal entry or two here might reflect that.. I'm usually hanging around my bar, working or not. Anyway, I thought I'd introduce myself and say hi. Here's to some drinky times, folks.
Current Music: Hayseed Dixie - Back In Black
October 12th, 2005
|abrasive_mantra||01:52 pm - Now Hiring: Maintenance|
I don't think I'm interested in being maintainer of this community anymore.
I forgot it existed, actually.
I'm not a good father. Anyone want to adopt?
September 23rd, 2005
okay so i know this is purely about posting drunk stories, but i just have a question... what exactly is absinthe?
all i know is, it comes in green or red, its about 60 aus dollars a bottle, its got some kinda hullusigen in it, its like 70-80% alcohol. it can get you really fucked up. and it tastes likes anniseed sorta.. i just been told all this... anything else about it should know of???
hmm i am probably gonna try it this weekend, so i shall post my drunken story on absinthe later on :)
September 14th, 2005
hey, im new to this community i joined it cause i LOVE to drink till im drunk. lastest drunk experience... three guys and me chilling out ina shed, bottle of baileys, bottle of brandy, bottle of vodka, 30 beers, 8 vodka cruisers and yeh, fucking good piss up. walked down street at 2am singing "these boots are made for walking" over and over again, purely cause we didnt know the rest of the lyrics. went too sleep at 5am two of them chucking up all night, me and one guy hooking up, and yeh not sleeping. having a 24 hour hang over. that day had tennis try outs didnt hit one ball... couldnt see the fuckign thing lol.
hmm what div they gotta put me in this year aye lol.
yeh. thats me. with majority of my weekends, well just the being fucked up bit :)
July 17th, 2005
we bought two bottles of everclear last night. yea, nuff said.