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April 30th, 2006

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08:01 pm - A fond "drunk" memory from a few years ago :):)
One time in the Eurotunnel on a coach my friends & I drunk a bottle of vodka, then the coach started swaying like a boat. My friend puked in my lap, and I thought I'd peed myself because there was suddenly a warm sensation. I stumbled over to the toilet and tried to clean myself, I didn't even care that there was puke on me and it didn't even smell, I just indifferently wiped it off. I remember going up to the toilet and saying "What's thiiiiis?" and someone behind me went "Um, a TOILET." like I was some dumbarse freak. I fell over a lot in the toilet. One of my friends tried to get pukey girl to eat a pancake and I threw the pancake across the other side of the coach and went "No Jenny don't, you'll get sober!!" and then someone cried. Then we turned round the boy who bought the vodka for us was on the coach- mighty confusing as we didn't see him come onto the coach. Jenny said "Have I sucked his dick yet?" about 300 times and then we had to stop at a service station and Jenny and I had to get changed because we had puke all over us. I had to tell our teacher which bag was Jenny's. It was dark, and all of the bags were blue. I pretended to be helpful and did a lot of ummmmmming. Eventually I pointed to one and it must've been the right one because no one seemed to complain. Jenny got off the coach when we got back, her dad said "How did this happen???" and she went "By drinking alcohol, duh." And my parents laughed at the whole thing, the end.
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Date:April 30th, 2006 10:46 pm (UTC)
haahha thats story was so entertaining it sounds like lots of fun :D
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Date:May 1st, 2006 06:01 am (UTC)
Hehee, thanks :):)
It was indeed fun though we had to see the headteacher about it afterwards.
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Date:May 1st, 2006 02:53 pm (UTC)
That's hilarious.. I've avoided puking on anyone/getting puked on thus far in my drinking career, and I hope to continue with that!
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Date:May 1st, 2006 07:31 pm (UTC)
haha that made no sense! which makes sense, actually
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Date:May 29th, 2006 09:26 pm (UTC)

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